January 2010
1 post
Crank 2 is a better movie than Avatar. Part One.
If you’re thinking I’m running a little late on the Avatar train, unfortunately, you’re wrong. The film has been in wide release since December 18th, yet parents are still apparentely selling their children to see it, and the childrens grandparents are selling their parents to see it, and bums are stabbing the grandparents because they’re old and feeble and are all around...
December 2009
1 post
September 2009
4 posts
Yeah.
What an asshole.
Martyrs (2008)
A comparison to ‘07’s ‘Inside’ is inevitable, though where a common quote following Inside would no doubt read, “Holy shit, call an ambulance and tell them my brain is hemmoraging from all the awesome,” a common quote following Martyrs would read more like, “Eh?”
This isn’t to say there’s really any confusion once the credits roll (to...